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Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing1 around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones.
Wife: No, I can't marry anyone after you.
Johnson: But I want you to.
Wife: But why?
Johnson: Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!
译文：
老农约翰逊就要去世了。他的家人都站在床边。他声音低沉地对老婆说：我死后，我想你嫁给农夫琼斯。
老婆说：不，在你死后，我不可以嫁给其他人。
约翰逊：但我期望你这么做。
老婆：为何？
约翰逊：由于琼斯曾在一笔贩马的买卖中欺骗了我。
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